James took the day off and left his phone with his randy gibberish cousin, Jamos Parsnipe, who was messaged by Cathy on Zangi. Cathy’s image is used by many scammers online and James found it difficult to work out who it was, though showed her examples which she cared little for. Their chemistry was off the chart but a planned meeting in the famous London suburb of "Gibbon Fruity" for making sexy on the bed and squeaky messes, sadly didn't happen; moist destiny was not likely and Jamos knew it...
