Who is
James Parsnipps?

Biography

  • Name: James Felcher Parsnipps

  • Online Aliases: Antonio Fettucini, Jamos Parsnipes, Winston Lickerer, Pharlton Giblette, Jon Luke Pickhard, Bart Prickman, Orson Twatois, Bruno Phtinghablazt, James McMackman, Champ Rotund, Tony Fettucino, Tomaso Strozapretti, Doyle Bacon, Gavin Felcher, Brian Cumulonimbus, Lindsay Rimmer, Joff Handcock, Bertram Mackerel, Raven Duvetmann, Murphy Borlocks

  • Age: 59

  • Born: Rimmingtown, Devon.

  • Home: The fictional village of Williethorne in Kent, England

  • Status: Single, no children, lives in a static home with his two cats, Beaver and Flange

  • Hobbies: Terry’s Chocolate Orange, Outer Space, Dogging, Daphne & Celeste, Rude Postcard Jigsaws, Anti-Dancing Activism, Loughborough, Gut-pushing, Artaud, Silent Rapping, 80s Snooker trivia, Chuckie Egg.

  • Education: O-level Pottery, O-level P.E, Graduate of the University of Life, First Class (Hons)

  • Current Occupation: Street Cleaner

  • Previous Occupations: Manager, “Kent Lucky Fried Chickens”, Warehouse Stock Manager, School Motivational Coach, Spy, MacMillan Hospice DJ, Swimwear model, Swingers Events Organiser, MySpace DJ, Bare-Knuckle Boxer

  • Favourite colour: Yes

  • Favourite Holiday Resort: Mablethorpe

  • Favourite Nightclub: Samantha’s Discotheque, Exmouth, Devon

Jimmy Parsnips with a couple of his older staff at a branch of "Kent Lucky Fried Chickens". The background features a menu with fried chicken options and prices, and a large sign with the restaurant's name and logo, which includes a cartoon chicken.
Jimmy Parsnips with a couple of his older staff at a branch of "Kent Lucky Fried Chickens". The background features a menu with fried chicken options and prices, and a large sign with the restaurant's name and logo, which includes a cartoon chicken.
Jimmy Parsnips with a couple of his young staff, both jailbait, at a branch of "Kent Lucky Fried Chickens". The background features a menu with fried chicken options and prices, and a large sign with the restaurant's name and logo.
Three employees in red and yellow uniforms at a fried chicken restaurant called 'Kent Lucky Fried Chickens' looking like they're about to fight (scammers)

Jimmy’s Friends

Click on their images to see what they have to say…

Antonio Fettucini has pop-star good looks, and chats to scammers

Antonio Fettucini

Close-up of an elderly man with white hair and beard smiling, wearing glasses, indoors. His name is Bakonhan Heggs.

Bakonhan
Heggs

Close-up of a smiling man with a full beard and short hair, looking at the camera. His name is Bart Prickman, nephew of James Parsnipps

Bart
Prickman

Close-up of an elderly man with white hair and beard, wearing glasses and a gray shirt, standing indoors.

Bertram Mackerel

Close-up of a bald man with glasses and a gray beard making a surprised face.

Bruno
Gardener

Close-up of a bald man with glasses and a gray beard.

Bruno
Phtinghablazt

A man outdoors near water, wearing a tan hat and white tank top, smiling. This man is Doyle Bacon and he is a legend.

Doyle
Bacon

A man with long gray hair and a full beard smiling at the camera.

Gavin
Felcher

Close-up of a man with glasses, a beard, and long hair smiling, with part of a woman's face visible on the right.

Horace
D. Chumley

Close-up of a man with a beard and mustache, smiling slightly, in an indoor setting.

Joff
Handcock

A smiling man with long gray hair, glasses, and a full beard, wearing a beige shirt, standing outside with a brick wall and purple wall in the background.

Jon Luke
Pickhard

Close-up of a smiling man with long gray hair, a full gray beard, glasses, and a black shirt, standing in front of a refrigerator.

Lindsay
Rimmer

Close-up of an older man with a white beard and glasses, wearing a maroon hoodie against a plain background.

Murphy
Borlocks

Close-up of a smiling man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a dark shirt, indoors.

Orson
Twatois

Close-up of a man with a full beard and short hair, looking at the camera.

Pharlton
Giblette

A man with a large gray beard, long gray hair, smiling, indoors near a window.

Raven
Duvetmann

Close-up of a man with a large beard looking down at the camera, against a clear blue sky.

Tomaso
Strozapretti

A stylized illustration of a man with spiky hair, glasses, and a full beard.

Tony
Fettucino

Smiling man with gray hair and beard, wearing a striped shirt, on a beach with sand and ocean in the background.

Winston
Lickerer

Brian
Cumulonimbus

A person with glasses and long hair, smiling, with a full beard, in front of a beige curtain.